Questions, Observations, Realizations..

The past week so many things have happened that are just insanely retarded... which makes me ask the following things....

Don't you just love it when.. a man all of a sudden reverts to the mentality of a 5 year old boy? Just because he's scared of god knows what?

Furthermore, dont you love it more when that same guy then wont even answer a simple non-related question?

But... I also have to ask... when did corporate america just turn into a high school... just one that you get paid at? And dont you just love it when unintentionally.. you're absolutely intrigued with just how many people one of your coworkers and friends... is trying to sleep with all at the same time? I shouldn't care, but watching her, is like watching a horrific soap opera.

OHH!, What about... when you've lived with a boyfriend... once you break up, and they move out of your place... all is well.... right? Well, I have to say, I just LOVE it when I find something that his idiotic dog did.. that just brings back memories of everything. What the fuck kind of dog EATS A WALL?! Having to fix this crap... makes me never want to date again. Amazing.

On a good note... I've discovered that bowling is therapeutic for the soul. I have not laughed as much, or as hard, as I did on Friday night in a very long time. Dont you love when the people a couple lanes over from you, are so bad, that you could throw yourself down the lane and do better? We had an old man to our left, that was getting jiggy with not only his wife, (with style circa 1983)... but also his son, and his daughters and her friends. He was a bit TOO friendly, perhaps mormon, but his dancing was priceless. To our right.. we had a very big woman who did a flappy arm dance after each frame... her retarded (no I'm not joking, I think he was retarded) counterpart... well he did this head down, run at the lane, and flung the ball with all his might... and did a raptor claw motion with his hands to further direct the ball... and their alien looking friend... seriously, the girl looked like a shapeless alien. It was hilarious on all sides!

And... hugs are awesome... which I knew.. just realizing it again... but my faith in their soul warming ability has been renewed. It makes me happy.

And now I have to go move the rest of the stuff out of my old apartment. LAME!